Dear Reader, this post is brought to you by a Margot covered in dust and cooking on a camping stove. Do not be fooled. I am NOT camping ( Jerry is still trying to find a glamping site that meets all the family’s criteria. Primrose refuses to wee outdoors and a compost loo counts as en plein air as far as she is concerned)! But you may wonder why a camping stove is gracing my kitchen table, dear Reader? Have we suffered yet another power cut? Have I decided that I can no longer bear to wrestle with the hob that only works if you hit the temperature dial a few times before turning it on? Well….I can report that currently the village is not suffering from its reputation as a blackout black spot so you can cross power cut off the list of explanations. We are renovating our kitchen. Cue a wailing Margot, Primrose constantly moaning about the fact that she can’t have a roast or any fish cakes, Poppy trying to make more noise than the builders and a thankful Jerry who seems to be rather busy at work all of a sudden. I imagine that the office has never seemed such a place of sanctuary to him!
Monday last week heralded the first day without the beloved heart of our home. Since we moved to the countryside, we seem to spend ever increasing amounts of time in the kitchen, like they do in The Archers. Not bottle feeding lambs as yet but we have nursed the odd pigeon and a hedgehog back to health in the warmth of the crematorium-style oven. With the smoke alarm constantly our background music, it’s where Jerry and I spend our weekends and the majority of our serious drinking time (tea, gin, wine….mostly gin and wine). My days are spent ‘working’ away on various scribbled bits at the kitchen table too. You might say, dear Reader, that the kitchen is the place we can be found in if you were to let yourself into our home. So our hub is the first room we thought to tackle, having survived our first 8 months of rural life. To help you picture the scene, our kitchen of old was a shocker. Not to look at (on the whole) but to work in. 1 set of electric hobs with only 2 functioning plates, 1 cooker (from the late 70s) that cremates all, despite being set on low temp and kitchen wall cabinets which almost meet the worktop thus preventing use of kettle, toaster or chopping board. Green gin palace tiles all over the walls, reminiscent of a Victorian pub loo. A leaky sink that saw me one Sunday in the not too distant past, covered in muck from an exploding u-bend…. I say no more. At that point, it was me or the kitchen.
With that in mind, I welcomed the team of builders with open arms to fit me a kitchen I could make marmalade in, dry herbs from the ceiling and leave wet clothes draped on the range. Jerry persuaded them to fit an affordable kitchen instead. All began well and soon the kitchen was a mere shell of its former self. Imagine my delight too when the builders uncovered a hidden window behind a bank of wall cabinets. We had been able to see the window from the outside but it had been blocked up years ago. The light that burst through into the usually dark and low beamed kitchen was incredible! A wonderful end to Day 1 in Margot’s kitchen.
From this point onwards, my impatience set in and I am now DESPERATE to get my kitchen back, hounding the builders at every turn as to what is going to happen next. Thankfully, a week in and they haven’t started to despise me quite yet but Stu, the foreman, tends to open the back door with caution each morning, wondering what I will ask him to do next. On the camping stove front, I have so far managed a catalogue of fairly respectable meals to take us through our first week of kitchen revamp:
- Sausages and lentils (As I presented this one, Poppy asked me in rather harsh tones, where her ‘bakened’ beans were. Sausages only go with ‘bakened’ beans and not rabbit droppings apparently)
- Spaghetti Bolognese (cheat – as I had already made the sauce and frozen it)
- Risotto con il pollo (sounds more impressive in Italian….)
- Eggs a la every which way
- a LOT of chicken based meals
- oh and some scallops and bacon with balsamic vinegar (fish man took pity on me and sold them at a knockdown price from the back of his fish van), in a desperate bid to cheer Jerry and me up on Friday night when the thought of more chicken was too much to bear.
To be honest, dear Reader, the rate I am going with the stove, I’m thinking of hosting a new dinner party craze – 3 courses from the camping stove. Could be a winner! I was even thinking of my own camping stove cookbook – Culinary Tales from Margot’s Stove. It’s not ALL beans you know..
Many cups of ‘white with 2 sugars’ later, the kitchen is making good progress. I have even played agony aunt to Miles, the plasterer, as he negotiated a tricky break up with his long distance girlfriend. Thank goodness I haven’t lost my sense of humour entirely – Thurs night, the builders managed to drive a screw through the electrics, leaving the whole of the ground floor in darkness. When I protested, I was asked if I had candles as the electrician was on another job and couldn’t come back until the following week. This hiccup was only made worse by digging out the bottle of cherished 6 o’clock gin, only to find that it was nearly empty. Darkness for an evening or two, I can live with. Gin, my dear Reader, I cannot!
Still….you’ll have to be patient and wait for Episode 2 where camping stove cookery starts trending on Twitter and Margot’s half finished kitchen becomes the set of a new and exciting foray into foodie television. I’ll just leave you with a sneaky peak……
Wow! What an upheaval but its going to be gorgeous once its complete, I love the cabinet and worktop styles and just love the old window being found. Cant wait to see the next episode and more progress! I’m very impressed you havent hunted out a good restaurant and decamped to there for the time being. Have you a slow cooker too?
No poppet. No slow cooker. Just the trusty camping stove and a kettle. Making do for the time being. Cannot wait for it to be over but will be all worth it when we can cook on the new cooker on Fri night. Counting down the days! xx
Well done lovely Margot it will all be worth it. We did ours last summer and I can appreciate the upheavel. I can strongly recommend a slow cooker – I did everything in it – roast chicken if Jerry will stomach it – you could make a lovely lamb casserole in it, pearl barley and veg and it’s done. Delicious the first time, by the 8th meal you may get bored but never forget the curry poweder for left overs!
Am hoping that when my new Everhot arrives on Friday that I will be able to use the low oven to the same effect. Slow cooker sounds like a very good standby though. Can’t wait to have you over for a cup of tea in the new kitchen xx
You can get through this – we can’t wait for updates!
I also second Belinda’s comment above about the slow cooker – try bolognese in it – almost as good as AGA bolognese.
Now from Aga pro, I am seriously impressed with how high the slow cooker rates! Episode 2 will follow shortly. xx
Very drastic but the transformation will be amazing. Those new cabinets already look lovely. I’m excited to see the results.
Ooh thank you! It was pretty drastic but at least it is starting to look a bit more like a kitchen now. Roll on Friday and hopefully the new Everhot cooker will be in too! Thanks so much for coming over to comment. I love it when people do. x
Good luck with the kitchen…all that riotous mess will just make it all the more glorious when it is finished. Gin, Nurofen and yoga should ease the pain until then. Grace x
You say all the right things, Grace. Must make sure to stock up on more gin…. xxx
It is looking good! Be patient and harvest the fruit of your sacrifices, hopefully sooner =)
Ooh thank you so much for coming over to comment. Hoping it will all be done and dusted soon!
This sounds similar to us having no fridge most of last year during the hot weather! Complete nightmare!! It is going to be so worth it though – it looks beautiful 🙂 thank you for linking to PoCoLo – great to see you x
Pleasure to join in with the super #PoCoLo linky, V! Can’t wait till it’s all finished now! xx