It’s Midsummer’s Eve and instead of saluting the sun’s last hurrah on the longest day, I’ve finally sat down to pen all my news to you at the kitchen table, dear Reader. Except the kitchen table isn’t where it used to be. To be honest, the kitchen isn’t the same kitchen I penned the last post from either. You’ll have to bear with me, dear Reader. I realise you haven’t heard from me in a little while. It isn’t that I’ve dropped off the planet or heaven forbid, moved back to the Big Smoke. No fear of that, I promise. It’s just that everything on the writing front has had to take a bit of a back seat in the last few months as life required rather more input from me on the organisational front than I’d hoped for. Let’s just say that there is a very long winded version of the whole saga that has been selling and buying a house but I thought you might enjoy the tale a whole lot more if I opted for a more succinct retelling. After all, it might take me all year to fill you in on the nitty gritty (really it was quite a rollercoaster ride) and I’m sure you’ve got better things to be doing like finding the perfect spot to enjoy the sunset with a large gin and a good book. Trust me, dear Reader, it’s time to turn the page and begin a new chapter.
So you will have gathered by now that we are no longer living in the cottage. In fact, we bid farewell to our beloved old timbered friend a couple of weeks ago. Saying goodbye to the village and house we’d come to love was no easy task especially as Poppy can only remember life in the country – memories of London are few and far between for her even when Primrose and I tell tales of Richmond Park and Monty the pup. It has seen many firsts for her as well as for us and out of all of us, I feel she is the most at home amongst fields rather than bustling streets. To be honest, we’ve all changed. I hardly recognise the Margot that left London four years ago these days. Country life has been the making of us.
With barely any time to reminisce on memories made in our first foray into country living, the cottage was sold and new owners were chomping at the bit to move in. Cue the first problem dear Reader….. Nowhere to move to. We’d already ruled out a fair few houses and buying was fast looking like it wasn’t going to happen. “Rent”, all our friends exclaimed. However, the prospect of trying to find somewhere to rent with the more boisterous half of Noah’s ark (yes, you, spaniels) needing a roof over their heads was enough to send me hiding in the under stairs cupboard with a bottle of gin. Why was finding somewhere to live proving so difficult you might ask, dear Reader? You see the problem was that we’d already fallen in love, dear Reader. Hook, line and sinker.
A little house left for years tucked away down a farm track with 3.5 acres of knee high grass surrounding it. A house which the girls and I passed every day on our drive to school, wondering who lived there and why no one wanted to buy it. I can’t lie to you dear Reader. When we finally decided to go and see it, it was love at first viewing. The house had Jerry and I giggling like school children – the wood panelling, the leadlight windows, the beech trees, the original Edwardian taps. I could go on. It was like that magical moment when you know you just click with someone and you are rendered deaf and blind to the world around you. In our case, it wasn’t someone, it was something. The problem or should I say problems…? We couldn’t afford it and it was a wreck……(and I do really mean that – the house had been shut up for nearly 5 years). Oh and let’s not forget the final fly in the ointment, the vendor wouldn’t accept our meagre offer. In the end after so much toing and froing with the agent, there was nothing to do but walk away. So we did, despite some awful soul searching, gut wrenching conversations at 3am over nearly three months to see if somehow we could make it all work and trying everything in a desperate attempt to appeal to the vendor’s better nature. I can’t tell you how much I cried.
However it seems that Fate had other plans. Nearly four months after our final offer had been rejected, just at the point when we’d almost given up hope of finding anywhere to live, the house came back to us. In fact, the timing could not have been better – that day we’d lost out on sealed bids on another wreck nearby (well you wouldn’t expect Jerry and I to be interested in anything habitable, would you?). Utterly despondent when the agent rang, it took me a little while to realise she wasn’t joking! The saying ‘When one door closes, another opens’ couldn’t have been more true for us. In this case, the door that opened was rather a pink one. The rest, as they say, is history, dear Reader.
So that’s where Jerry, the girls and I find ourselves. Sometimes you stumble upon mad things in life and sometimes there are the mad things that seem to gravitate towards you screaming “Do it, do it, do it”, dear Reader. Well that certainly seems to have a habit of happening to Jerry and I… Selling a perfectly lovely home to buy another isn’t particularly mad in itself, that is unless the house you are buying has no working kitchen, wet walls, leaky roof, dry rot, bathrooms unchanged from the Edwardian era, a condemned boiler, oil tank and gas hob. It’s amazing what you can easily gloss over when you fall in love, isn’t it dear Reader?
Jerry and I knew that the house needed a lot of work but we weren’t expecting a lack of running water for the first few days after we moved in. I lived in fear of needing the loo! We’re not even on mains water, dear Reader. There’s a borehole and the water comes from the nearby farm. To add to the long list of things to fix, said water tested positive for E.Coli so it’s bottled only for the time being. Never mind the fact that we’ve nothing but a camping stove and a gas barbecue to cook on. Getting to sleep proved rather challenging on the first night too as visitors with hob nailed boots were jigging in the attic. Squirrels I
prayed thought. Only squirrels. When the plumber arrived to fix the water tank the next morning, it turned out to be more of the other sort of rodents leaping about up there – you know, the ones with long tails, dear Reader. Still, it seems that Poppy’s dreams of living in a caravan are coming true finally – it’s just that this caravan is not the shiny VW one she was imagining, it’s a large static one with brick and flint walls.
You’re probably thinking that we are entirely mad and you’d be right but bizarrely none of this seems to bother Jerry and I that much. We have found home. The girls are blissfully happy. I watch them building dens in the new garden, making houses for faerie queens, climbing trees, taking turns in the wheelbarrow chariot and I feel so blessed that we have been able to make this happen for them. It will take more than a lot of our blood (I’ve already been attacked by brambles just trying to free the windows that were stuck fast), sweat and tears to get the house working again and we’ll have to do much of it ourselves but it is all worth it when I see Poppy and Primrose enjoying their new surroundings. As for the Monty and Dora, the cats and hens? Well they have died and gone to heaven. Not literally of course. It’s all new to them too. None of them have ever known such space from just outside the back door.
To be honest, I know it sounds awfully twee but we simply couldn’t be happier, dear Reader. So you’ll have to forgive me for taking so long to pen this post but I’ve been waylaid by my new surroundings. Each time we uncover something new from under thick layers of dust, peeling wallpaper or overgrown shrubbery, I feel the same way I felt when I walked into our new hallway for the first time and I just can’t stop pinching myself. Lucky, just doesn’t even cover it.
So it’s time for a new chapter for Margot and Jerry. Time to really turn our hands to the good life with all this lovely land we’ve now acquired. I hope you’ll follow us as we attempt to graduate from haphazard bumpkins to full scale smallholders. Well, that’s the plan, at any rate, dear Reader…. Wish us luck!
I love this so much! Good luck ⭐️
Ah thank you sooooo much!
Good luck, cannot wait to hear more about it!
Do stay tuned! There’ll be plenty more adventures to be told on the blog. Thank you!
oh! It sounds so perfect! Wishing you all lots of happiness!
Oh thank you so much Carlie. It is lovely to be getting my writing mojo back again but so much to do here that I get very distracted. Hope all well with you xxx
Good luck! Sounds blissful….and hard work! Can’t wait to read the next instalment! Xx
Ah Janet thank you so much! We are really enjoying making it into our home xx
goodness! You have taken on an epic task, a wonderful story, makes sense of your instagram feed. What a lucky house to have you guys take it on :0)
What a lovely thing to say! Thank you! Yes my Insta feed has been full of new house pics! I shall be writing a lot more about the house and renovating it all too in the months to come. xx
as I said…you won’t ever run out of things to do (and to document…as and when you are able). Wish you all the very best!
I know!! I only wish we had your DIY skills! xx
This is my favourite post yet 🙂
Ah love have been meaning to ring – sorry! Have been a bit distracted xxxx
Oh my goodness! I just sat Nick down to read this with me and we both agreed that this sounds like chaotic bliss! I can’t wait to see your renovation posts xxx
Ah thank you so much for reading! It is just that. We love it here but it is somewhat of an unruly beast at the mo! xx
Congrats on finding such an exciting and challenging new house. Thank you for all you and the family did while you lived at WP. Good luck and we look forward to hearing about all your future adventures!
Ah Hugh, what a lovely lovely thing to say – thank you. x